LOGIN REGISTER Site news 2004-12-19 New addition to purpleandgrey: Diversions. A fast-moving list of links to pages worth 2 minutes of your time. There's even an RSS feed. KoL INFO DIVERSIONS NEWS AND NONSENSE Random topics Language: Another reason to get a dictionary (4) Chemical Goodies: Tea (3) Reality: The paperless office (4) QUOTES WITCHFIGHTS COMICS There have been 6 visitor(s) in the past hour. LINKS Latest links NASA's Paper Space Fleet Webmonkey reference Card Modeling FAQ FAQ Who links here? Google Kingdom of Loathing SpankaroonieTwo's Book World Here be Dragons Kingdom of Loathing Tips Intro | Tips | The Moons | Skills | Levels and stats | Rumours | Buff calculator Tattoos | Familiars | Trophies | Campground | Trick or Treat Combine | Cook | Smith | Cocktails | Stars and Pixels An Efficent Adventurer is You! Probably the most efficent way of spending a day on KoL is to start by selecting the best equipment you have in terms of effects, power and enchantments. Then stuff yourself with food to get some extra adventures and possibly even stat points. For extra stat points, you could use up to 15 of the potions and items available just for that purpose. Check the moon page to see if one type is better than another on a particular day. Strongness elixir 2-5 strongness Enchanted Barbell 5-7 strongness Extra-Strength Strongness Elixir 8-10 strongness Moxie weed 2-5 sarcasm giant Moxie weed 5-7 sarcasm Suntan Lotion of Moxiousness 8-10 sarcasm Magicalness-in-a-Can 2-5 magicalness concentrated Magicalness pill 5-7 magicalness Jug-O-Magicalness 8-10 magicalness This is probably a good time to get some buffs cast on you too. If you aren't the right class to cast them yourself, find someone who is. They'll have to spend MP to cast the buffs on you, so it's a good idea to send them something that can replenish their MP. Now go out and adventure! Some places are better for gaining meat, others for items or stats. You'll have to experiment to find what works best for you at your particular level. Remember to check back with the Council and your Guild in the Seaside Town every now and then. New skills and quests become available as you get more experienced. When you are done adventuring, get drunk! Drinking alcoholic beverages gets you more adventures, and depending on the type of drink you can also gain stat points or MP. Getting the Ode to Booze buff first is a good idea, since it'll make you gain slightly more adventures/drink. Sooner or later you'll be too drunk to adventure more. Don't worry - the remaining adventures will be there tomorrow, along with 40 fresh ones, but your drunkenness will have passed. If you have any equipment that will gain you more adventures for being worn, the Chrome Staff or Dead Man's Watch for example, now is the time to equip them. They only give you the extra adventures if worn over midnight KoL time. (About 5am GMT.) Dungeons of Doom To get to the Dungeons of Doom you first need to learn what it is. Keep adventuring at the Enormous Greater than Sign in the Daily Dungeon until you find a plus sign, then get teleportitis from a Quantum Mechanic and keep adventuring until you visit the Oracle. He'll offer you a consultation for 1000 meat and tell you that the plus sign is a book. Now go to your inventory and use the plus sign. The Enormous Greater Than Sign will then turn into Dungeons of Doom. The boxes you find here (small box, large box) will give you a random selection of potions when used: Bubbly, Cloudy, Dark, Fizzy, Effervescent, Murky, Milky, Smoky and Swirly. The effects from the potions vary between characters, but are always consistent for the same character. You'll have to experiment to find out what they do for you. You can either get one of these effects for 20 Adventures... Confused (Mysticality goes down 30%) Sleepy (Muscle goes down 30%) one of those for 10 adventures... Izchak's Blessing (Moxie goes up 25%) Strange Mental Acuity (Mysticality goes up 25%) Strength of Ten Ettins (Muscle goes up 25%) Teleportitis (You adventure at random places) Or... nothing happens Your regain 14-16 HP and 14-16 MP 1-3 drunkenness Miscellaneous The Chronic Indigestion skill is gained by eating an insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito. To get your drunkenness above 20, use a 668 scroll. You get 40 adventures for free every day. Wearing a dead guy's watch will give you 1 more. Wearing a chrome weapon gets you 3. Having a clockwork maid in your campground gives an additional 4, and being in a clan with a calendar adds 3 more. 51 free adventures/day! Porktober 8th is KoL Halloween. Boozember 7th is KoL Thanksgiving. (Feast of Boris) After 2 weeks of not attacking anyone, you'll get the option to repair your hippy stone. External links Kingdom of Loathing The game, duh! Official KoL forums Use the search function! The best item database If you can't find it here it doesn't exist (yet) The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci • Page 1426 Suisset, viz. calculator,--Tisber, --Angelo Fossobron,--Alberto. Something wired: Oops! XML error: not well-formed (invalid token) at line 209